Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

17th October 2011

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Tagged: Agreeing with Edward Cullen makes me uncomfortable.Signorina Kettle! Have you met Mademoiselle Kettle Swan?YOU HAVE BEEN BLINDED BY THE SPARKLES. YOU ARE NOT SEEING CLEARLY!That wacky receptionist! What a card!

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    "Miss Kettle, Miss Kettle! There’s a Mr Pot on the line for you, he says to tell you you’re black!"
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    I thought the exact same thing when I read this part. -Annie
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