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Anonymous asked: Do you think Twilight would be improved if we replaced the vampires with goats in popped-collar polo shirts?
I’d give change a try.
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Anonymous asked: What would you do if you Meyer announced that she was going to finish Midnight Sun and continue writing the series from Edward's perspective?
Tears.
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allirea asked: This blog exists for therapeutic reasons, right? It certainly has worked that way for me. So what's the most awful thing about the Sam/Emily fail that you don't want to talk about?
Spoiler alert: She was comforting him!
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shreeracha asked: Back when you were a lot more active, like 4 or so years ago, your blog made me realize how much my abusive ex was like Edward. And I got the hell out of that relationship. So in an indirect way, I owe my life to you. Thank you.
That’s… that’s a big deal. I’m honored and so glad and PROUD of you.
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Anonymous asked: Sorry, I just think goats are the cutest little chaotic agents of Baphomet...
Don’t apologize. It’s okay to be wrong.
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pyreo asked: Since the new trend is to pick up popular fanfics for books/movies, do you have any personal recommendations for a fanfic you'd like to see turned into a just-AU-enough-to-be-legal film? Also I hope you're doing well!
I don’t really read fanfic. I’ve only really liked http://audreyii_fic.livejournal.com/ and partially that’s because I like her as a human. Also, thanks!
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Anonymous asked: Do you think Jasper/Bella would work as a couple? Or even Emmett/Bella or Peter/Bella? Why or why not?
Ew.
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Anonymous asked: If a magical curse made it so that there was only one instrument you could ever play for the rest of your life, and your choices were between the flute, the violin, or simply slamming an encyclopedia against a wall to make noise and annoy your neighbours, which would you choose?
Encyclopedia because that was an unexpected choice and quite novel. I like originality.
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lesbonesbonesbones asked: How long do you give a book before you decide it's garbage? Related: Upon discovering that it's garbage,do you finish the book anyway?
I decide a book is terrible when my brain, English, or logic starts to hurt. And yes, generally, I finish them anyway. I am a stubborn bitch.
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merrycarrie asked: Twilight certainly has a seriously high number of flaws, and I love how hilariously you point these out. I'm sure you've spent a fair amount of time combing through the books to pick apart sentences. Considering that, is there any part of the Twilight series that you enjoy?
The fact that they end.
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Anonymous asked: how do you become the ultimate writer? by consuming all other writers?
Are you suggesting being a voracious reader (good thing!) or cannibalism (bad thing!)?
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indigoire asked: Hi! Long time fan, so glad to have you back with us! I was going to ask if you've read Fifty Shades, because it's such a trainwreck (it's a book in the same way that The Room is a film), but honestly you should probably spare yourself. That said, would you ever consider sporking/tearing apart any other series?
Yes, I would consider it.
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keirra13 asked: First I absolutely love your blog, it was the first tumblr blog I explored on this site, before even making an account myself. So, what's your favorite book?
The Enormous Room by EE Cummings. Then practically To Kill a Mockingbird.
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Anonymous asked: DC or Marvel? And why?
Marvel. Because of the X-Men. It’s the first comic I cared about and followed. When my mom was younger, the only comics for girls were Archie Comics and she stole her brothers’ comics, and Fox had that X-Men cartoon when I was little, so we bonded over that. Then fast-forward ten+ years, and I’m coming out of the theater with my then-boyfriend declaring, “THE JUGGERNAUT WASN’T A MUTANT. HE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN AFFECTED. GEM OF CYTTORAK!”
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