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Anonymous asked: The only thing I could possibly ship with Bella is a plain glass of milk, because they'd be perfectly matched in how boring they are.
I suddenly feel lactose intolerant.
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Anonymous asked: Do you find it fun to pick shitty books apart? (Not being sarcastic or rude, I totally love doing that.)
Clearly. Although, I find it not only fun but educational and therapeutic.
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silentsnowdrop asked: I was reading your backlog (again, love this blog) and I got to post 1603511230. Now I have a question: what do you mean by 'clear the snorkel'?
That was a euphemism for masturbation. I also wasn’t genuinely suggesting anyone convert cream into butter with the suggestion about churning.
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magmapriest asked: What is the Ultimate Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe and Everything?
42
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allirea asked: Who is your favorite European writer?
I don’t have a list categorized by continent.
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Anonymous asked: Glad to see you back on tumblr! Why are you so awesome? Alternatively, what's your favorite genre for books/movies?
Birth. Alternatively, I tend to read realistic fiction written fairly recently. Stuff I relate to. After reading Twilight, I started delving into the fantasy genre for comparison and curiosity. I’ve expanded my field of interest. I’ve also recoiled in horror.
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allirea asked: I once read a disturbing fanfic in which Embry imprinted on a psychopath who enjoyed watching wolf-him tear apart living humans, which she could demand because of her imprintee status. Should Emily have used her power as an imprintee to make Sam kill himself or have himself committed? Lots of mental health professionals' lives could be on the line because of uncontrolable wolf-floofing.
WTF. No, really. What the fuck. I have no answer, just glee about the previously mentioned disinclination to read fanfic.
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makohi asked: Do you also fear that as Twilight led to 50 Shades, 50 Shades may lead to something more terrible?
Shut your mouth.
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Anonymous asked: Are you excited about the sequel to "To Kill a Mockingbird" that's due out soon??
Curious. Not excited.
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Anonymous asked: I think Rosalie/Bella or even Leah/Bella would be good together. Do you?
Considering none of those characters identified as same-sex attracted, no.
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allirea asked: "Aurora Leigh"* It's romance. I wondered if you had anything inherently for or against romance novels. These books may encourage abusive relationships, but don't they also (occasionally) make people think?
Romance, in general, isn’t a problem to me. I think books (occasionally) make people think, sure.
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black-aliss asked: Oh, you're back on tumblr! I used to think Twilight was the toiletpaper of literature. Until 50 Shades of Grey came out. Now I think it's relatively harmless, I could even enjoy it a little, if not for the mush.
You like mushy toilet paper?
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